Ten Jobs

Which of the following is the false job that I never had?

1. cleaned animal cages in a medical research laboratory

2. mail room clerk

3. dog (and cat) catcher (drove a van, too)

for the Anti-Cruelty Society in Chicago

4. suburban Chicago taxicab driver

5. audio-visual technician for a corporation

6. copyright and permissions editor/manager

at publishing companies

7. seller of X-rated videos over the phone

8. seller of children's books over the phone

9. waiter in an expensive restaurant

10. full-time freelance photographer

Answer:

The false job is number 9. I was never a waiter

in an expensive restaurant.

However, I was a busboy, dishwasher

and snack bar attendant cooking

and selling hamburgers at a cheap

restaurant in a Greyhound Bus Station,

my every first job ever at 16 years old,

which I wrote about ("First Job")

in another journal. Every other job is true.

I also wrote about selling X rated videos,

called "X-Video" in another journal.